Accidentally scared them during their bath [reddit]
"GET OUUUUUT MOM"
"EVER HEAR OF PRIVACY"
"RESPECT MY PERSONAL BOUNDARIES"
You don’t have to feel better right now, but I’m just gonna make you some love tea and read this book here for a few hours. So. That’s that.
i sat on my brother and broke him
IM GONNA BE CALLING PEOPLE IN THE STATES AND SELL MORTGAGES IN AN HOUR FOR THE FIRST TIME. WTF I CAN BARELY TALK TO MY GRAMMA ON THE PHONE FOR MORE THAN 5 MINUTES
I dont want nothing new. I do. But i dont. My anxiety is eating me fucking alive today
Yeezy Taught Me
Lol my friends lil bro got the October reds on a fluke for like $300 from Nike who wasn’t supposed to have it on the website at the time but did, and he sold them for like $10,000